Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Why are they leaving me?!

Alex, Kevin, Andy Yanez, David Gibbs, Justin, Loxi, Rachel Phan, Tu, and Thao. All gone until further notice. Why are they doing this to me? I did get a goodbye hug from Justin McIntyre today, though. Bonus.

Needless to say, I am upset.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Damn. Can I borrow that top?

...I thought to myself as Diana entered the room today for junior high session. I'm lookin forward to sportin that white-cut out Tee with a flourescent orange bathing suit underneath, my ripped jean skirt, some straw wedges, big silver hoops and my dog-tag of Our Lady of Guadalupe to the club on Sabato. I'ma be lookin' fresh to death, my friends. Today was an alright day I thought. The kids were extremely rambunctious. I dunno what that was all about. I knew it was going to be a tough day when I saw Joey chugging a coke as he walked through the door. How did we let that happen? Overall it was a fun day. Had a little dance sesh to some Soulja Boy with the high schoolers. Carlos and I are gonna hit the clubs this weekend with our new dance moves. I felt a little sketchy when I found out that French Fry and I have, in fact, been to the same club in Ocean City. *Shudder*.

Let me just take this opportunity to say how upsetting it is that tomorrow is Alex and Kevin Lupo's last day for the summer. Friggin A I love those kids. Who else can jump over their brother WHILE HE IS STANDING UP?! Also, how will all the summer love play out among the Hispanic crew if two key Cassanovas are missing?! Lo siento, senoritas. Today was also a little bit sad due to the lackage of David Gibbs. That kid is the light of my life. I hope he walks his mom down the aisle at her wedding on Saturday. Maybe all the SF directors should crash the wedding just to cheer "Give it up for David Gibbs!" as he gives his mom away. I think that would be appropriate.

The best part of today was probably annoying Matt with our pop music. Matt, alls I'm going to say to you is...Ooops I did it again. And with that, I bid you all goodnight. To Splashdown tomorrow! Huzzah!

Fields of Barley

We've been debating whether or not barley is true green. According to Google images, which never lies, it can be both wheat colored and green. More later.

Yikes. I should be asleep.

So the blog is lookin' fancier and fancier by the millisecond! As you can see, I've put some stunning pictures of us on here so that all five of our readers will feel like they truly share in this experience. In the morning I will probably regret still being up at this hour, but until then I will revel in the sugar I consumed by eating two s'mores during Project Runway.

Speaking of Project Runway, I'm going to take a minute to go in-depth with my analysis of tonight's episode (sorry Matt). Do I think it's better than Season 4? Who knows. I preferred Season 4's opening episode, I can say that for certain. I liked the freedom. I mean, I understand the crazy challenge for the first episode ever, but at this point in the game, craziness is not unexpected on PR. I want to see what the designers can really do before we make them act a fool.

Speaking of fools, lets talk about diaper man. What was THAT about. Sir, you are no Season 4 winner Christian (name, not religion). He was straight (well, no) tranny fierce, while you sir, are more annoying than caffeine free coke (what's the point?).

I guess I should be talking about Summer Friendship. What's more exciting than a day at Laserquest with 41 people under the age of 18? Well, a lot of things. But that IS pretty exciting. You know what's NOT exciting? Gimpiness. But friends, I can say with confidence, the kankle is healing. The black is fading into a softer purple, which will be good for the wardrobe, to say the least. And maybe one day I'll be able to walk again. Until then I'll continue to pay Oscar with fries to push me around in the black chair. NEVER the blue chair.

I think it's time for me to say adios muchachos. Friends Season 6 is calling my name.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Post #1

This is a test for the most pokéballin blog ever.

Fields of Barley